*sets entire english language on fire*
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
Not me, Fuck Pluto.
Julie Andrews: Chin In My Hands pt. 3 | Journey from Princess to Queen (1957-2001)
when your trying to say something to someone and they continue to talk
when you’re in trouble there are four options:
stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent
apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)
defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back
answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)
like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything
then get yelled at for crying
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me